How To Get More Blowjobs: A Guide For Guys From A Girl

Hahaha

Thought Catalog

Want more blowjobs from your main squeeze? Follow these simple steps and sit back and enjoy the results.

Spoiler alert: It’s not that fucking hard

1. Realize you’re dating a girl

The person who you want to receive oral satisfaction from is a flesh and blood woman. She has different parts than you, which is coincidentally one of the reasons you are hoping she felates you. Acknowledge that she doesn’t think the same as you, or feel the same as you. She is a girl, and has and does girly things. She’s not a boy, she’s a girl. Got it? Okay, moving on.

2. Don’t say stupid things

Girls don’t want to hear that their mustache is growing back in or their nose hairs are too long or that they have blackheads. I know you may think you’re doing them a favor by pointing these things out, but trust me…

View original post 199 more words

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s